"We have only three passing scores on the deep space navigation test. Alai, Bean and Ender. What happened here?"
I think it’s impossible to truly understand someone. And not love them the way they love themselves.
[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]
People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
Breakfast inspired trends are rumored to hit the runway as New York Fashion Week kicks off tonight. Keep an eye out for more in the Denny’s Spring Collection.
god damn it dennys get your shit egg hat off my dash y’all aint cute
BLOG SO HOT I GOTTA CALL
im so sorry for inconveniencing you operator i dialed the wrong number
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
hey check out my blockbuster cotton throw…
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.